The AFI Lovers 10 commandments
1. Thou shalt have no other band then AFI.
2. Thou shalt not listen to Rap (Retards Attempting Poetry)
3. Thou may commit adultry, but only with Davey and Jade.
4. Thou shalt take literally, the words of our kings Davey and Jade.
5. Thou shalt say Davey or Davey Havok at least 7 times a day.
6. There are six days of which you may listen to anything, but on the Sabbath you must only listen to AFI.
7. Thou shalt have a picture of Davey or AFI with you at all times.
8. Thou shalt not kill anyone in the Brotherhood of Davey Havok.
9. Thou shalt covet Davey Havok or Jade Puget, but only Davey Havok or Jade Puget.
10. Monday is thy Sabbath Day ... Keep it holy.
